Dont be mad... get GLAD! (and not gladware)

So ive decided to post something like one or two times a week that make me giggle. Todays topic... My dad. Rex. I bet alot of you didnt know that he works nights as a drag queen. Dont believe me? See for yourself!!!

To book Rexanne for events and parties please utalize the following to contact his agent.
Phone: 1800-dad-as-drag
Email: Maleidenitycrisis@gmail.com

Looking for an ADVENTURE?

HI! LINDSEY HERE... YOUR ADVENTURE GUIDE! (im talking... excuse me, YELLING.. in the Billy Mays voice.)

Well as most of you may not know... i now reside in the promise land. (Utah) I moved up to go to hair school in June. Im workin graves at the Maverik gas station... which brings me to my next point. When I went into maverik to fill out my paperwork... i saw that my positions title was "Adventure Guide." I immediatly began to laugh inside, like Uncle Sam does everytime he rapes my paycheck of the wages ive rightfully earned. Anyway- im pretty much running the show in Mav at night.. im the only one working. Apparently its "aventures first stop." SO if youre looking to "Live a little" why dont ya stop on by. We can cruise down the candy aisles... get jacked up on mountain dew, and buy random things like a 10 dollar bottle of nyquil, oil, a blatter buster soda at 4AM, paper towlels, and some chew. And another thing... dont try to mess with me! For instance... if you want cash back when you use your debit card.. common sense.. most places only give up to 20 dollars. SO dont come in 2 nights in a row and be creepy... using your debit card for LITTERALLY a 27 cent piece of gum, and when i ask you if you want cash back... proceed to tell me, "Yes. One thousand dollars please." C'mon now. Be a little bit more clever than that. People wonder why I dont have a boyfriend... its cause you continually prove to me your lack of brain cells ceases to exist... if you want to pick up on a girl.. show her you have more than 27 cents in your bank account. In conclusion... i would like to reiterate the phrase that pays in my life.. "THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT."

More updates to come, for this I am sure. :)

Believers Never Die Tour!

Sunday night, my friend Tiffany and I went to a concert. We had been looking forward to it for a few months. The headlining band was Fall Out Boy, whom ive always wanted to see in concert! They were GREAT live. The other bands that performed were: Hey Monday, All time low, Cobra Starship, Metro Station, and of course Fall Out Boy. It was a REALLY awesome and entertaining show. Of course, I forgot my camera. I aksed the teenager sitting next to me if she would e-mail me the pictures she was taking. I gave her my address, but she has failed to do so. She kinda looked at me like i was loopy for asking her. The pics i got were taken with my phone. They arent that great, but they'll suffice. ALSO, i made a new playlist with one song each from the bands that played. So while youre reading other blogs, leave a window open with my blog and have a listen, they are all pretty good listens! Probably my favorite thing in the world to do is see bands play live! I love to do it and wish i could more often, money permitting. Enjoy!

ALL TIME LOW

COBRA STARSHIP

TIFF AND I!!!

METRO STATION, GETTING SET UP.

FALL OUT BOY!!!!!!

My soul on the web.

Via the request by Mrs. Vikkie, i've decided to share some stuff i've been writing. I also wanted to put up some of my favorite artwork i've found on the web. SO.... gaze. and enjoy :) (i hope)

Don't let the silence get you down, though you've been sitting here for hours, hoping a voice could soon be found that speaks much louder than this music. For you're a little off colour and out for the count, don't let that get you down. Don't let the talking keep you up, if they're your friends they'll share your vision...And as the phone rings breaking the silence... they will figure out that you don't want to answer. For you're a little off colour and tired of the sound...Don't let it get you down. Don't let the people make you think that just because you're young you're useless, You know it's not naive to think that you can change the things around and that no man is an island. For I'd rather be a pebble in an ocean vast and drown alone, Than make no sound at all.

I NEED YOUR HELP!

Alright. I did this the past 2 years and this year i am helping with a new group of friends and collecting donations and participating in the AIDS walk. Any little bit helps. I am trying to give back a little. At times i may get down on myself, but I also realize that there are others out there that are way less fortunate than me and who are suffering. I, however, have my health and my amazing family and good friends. The following link is my personal donation page where u can donate any amount. Anything is greatly appreciated! Your donation will go towards support and advocacy for adults and children living with and affected by HIV/AIDS in southern Nevada. AFAN works to reduce HIV infection through prevention education to eliminate fear, prejudice and the stigma associated with the disease. My link:
https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=291714&lis=1&kntae291714=CAEA20901F55485A9F38F878BA025A5C&supId=247613947

THANK YOU!!!!!!

P.S. I know this wasnt a life update... but i will be doing that as soon as something happens worth talking about :) Love you all!

I pull out my shotty and shoot fool's like John Gotti

This past weekend was my cousin kristin's 27th birthday. Her and her hubby Jason were going up to New Harmony to spend her birthday up there so I tagged along. It was a good time. We got freakin stuck in the snow in their car though! That was interesting. We went into Cedar for just a bit. We had Costa Vida... which saved my life cause i have had the most intense craving for their sweet pork enchiladas! So it put a nice little grin on my face to get something i was desiring! Later Saturday night we were back in Harmony and Aunt Carla made a chocolate fountain and we had a bunch of treatsies. We proceeded to put in a cd entitled "90's dance songs" that my aunt used to use back when she taught areobics. We had a pants off dance off in the kitchen and danced the night away. Sunday morning Curtis, KC, Jason, Me, and Jason's niece Alyssa went shooting up the canyon by the cattle guard. It was a muddy mess but it was still fun. I shot the 22, the 12 guage, and Jasons 9mm. I was glad to spend time with my extended fam! Who would trust me with a gun? haha! KC thought he was funny sneakin in the pic.

Curtis with the 9. He's pretty legit.

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

It seemed like any typical crisp winter friday night in vegas. I was home alone scrounging for food in the kitchen. The front door opened and Jess walks in. I wasnt expecting to see her! I didnt know she was commin down. SO Jess had the bright idea that we should go for a bike ride on my new bike and she would take Moms new pink beach cruiser.
We only had like 45 minutes of daylight left. We headed up the road laughing at one another cause it had been so long since either of us has been on a bike. We get maybe a mile away from the house when my cell phone falls outta my pocket. So i pull on my breaks. My bike and I come to a hault.... and so do my handle bars. They came off the bike!!!! I was like WHAT THE DEUCE?!?! So i put the handle bars back in the socket but they wouldnt attach right, so i was unable to control my front tire. I couldnt even walk along side my bike let alone ride it cause i had no control... the front tire was all skiwampitz! IT JUST SO HAPPENS that there was an Albertsons shopping cart on the side of the rode right where we had our little mishap. Jess and I put my bike in the shopping cart and i had to push the bike home (roughly about 1 mile, not sure) Oh my heck it was so embarrasing! i can imagine people cracking up.... cause i know me and jess would be rollin on the ground if we saw such a show! She laughed at me the whole way home.... it was a pretty funny time. we took a few pics with the cell phone to capture the moment.
Im sure there will be many more adventures to tell of bike rides.... if you know how "special" i am.... i always get myself into some sort of mess!

The bike in the shoppin cart

The freakin handlebars came off!!!!